“It’s not in here. You said it was in here. Shit, man, do you think your mom found it?!”

Cat submitted by Stephanie

“Um, let’s see… do you serve Tater Tots?”

Cat submitted by Nich

“Wait, so you’re saying it’s actually a cat? That’s amazing.”

Cat submitted by Barbara Doering

“Dammit man, where are the curly fries?”

Cat submitted by Michelle Tribe

“Yeah, he’s here. Where’d you get this number from, dude?”

Cat submitted by George

“Should old… apprentice be forgot, and never… something mind…”

Cat submitted by Elise

“Nah, man, that’s not it. It’s more, like, proggy. I’ll think of it, gimme a minute… Ginger Baker’s… Airplane? Airport?”

Cat submitted by Krissy

“But, you know, do you ever worry about dying? Like, when it’s going to happen, what it’s going to feel like?”

Cat submitted by mrsmurrayknit

“Wait. Is that ME in this mirror?”

Cat submitted by Lindsay McLain

“It just landed on your face… no worries, I’ll get it for you.”

Cats and caption submitted by Ben Cohen