“You know, though, seriously, what if they made a movie of Alex Kidd?”

“…But then I thought, what if Snickers really does satisfy?”

“Fuckin’ boxes, man, just think about it.”

“Faster, Falcor, faster!”

“Do you think if I stay here long enough I could, like, eat the pizza through my skin? Think about it.”

Happy 4/20, comrades!

“Nah, just listen to it. The couch, man. Listen.”

“Hurr hurr hurr hurr…”

“Wait. This is not where I fell asleep.”

“Are they the same colour as the flower yet? What about now?”

“Just think about it, man. Just think about air.”