Committed to bringing you the very finest in cats that look like (OR ARE) stoned.Run by Clem.Submit your own!Become A Fan!Tumblr (3.0; @stonedcats)http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llroi9esSD1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“It’s not in here. You said it was in here. Shit, man, do you think your mom found it?!”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Cat submitted by Stephanie</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16800814692http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16800814692Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:31:05 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrwxdukfk1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Um, let’s see… do you serve Tater Tots?”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Cat submitted by Nich</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16791184201http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16791184201Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:05:06 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llryqiJ2aW1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Wait, so you’re saying it’s actually <em>a cat</em>? That’s amazing.”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Cat submitted by Barbara Doering</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16781719394http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16781719394Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:36:05 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lls0tfZ1cs1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Dammit man, where are the curly fries?”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Cat submitted by Michelle Tribe</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16772597498http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16772597498Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:00:05 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lls5ubcOac1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Yeah, he’s here. Where’d you get this number from, dude?”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Cat submitted by George</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16766091810http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16766091810Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:30:06 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltcr9CAyU1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Should old… apprentice be forgot, and never… something mind…”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Cat submitted by Elise</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16741839527http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16741839527Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:30:06 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvz7i2Uw671qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Nah, man, that’s not it. It’s more, like, proggy. I’ll think of it, gimme a minute… Ginger Baker’s… Airplane? Airport?”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Cat submitted by Krissy</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16731923639http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16731923639Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:01:06 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llts8aGaGq1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“But, you know, do you ever worry about dying? Like, when it’s going to happen, what it’s going to feel like?”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Cat submitted by <a href="http://mrsmurrayknit.tumblr.com/">mrsmurrayknit</a></em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16722498591http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16722498591Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:37:05 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llt46gOvus1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Wait. Is that ME in this mirror?”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Cat submitted by Lindsay McLain</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16712968148http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16712968148Sun, 29 Jan 2012 14:07:05 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0rqmObfA1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“It just landed on your face… no worries, I’ll get it for you.”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Cats and caption submitted by Ben Cohen</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16703838392http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16703838392Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:34:06 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llwzbe8T4o1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Holy shit. Is that MAC ‘N’ CHEESE?!”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Crunchy the cat submitted by Carolyn.</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16679348347http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16679348347Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:52:04 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmac530FT71qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Uhh… sorry, did you say something, man?”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Cat submitted by Zac Courtney</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16678969635http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16678969635Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:44:47 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmgekvGZIl1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Nope… nope… nope… n— whoa, immersion blenders.”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/></p> <p><em>Cat submitted by Stephanie</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16677277176http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16677277176Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:13:16 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmstulHLVG1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Wait… which button do I push?”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Cat submitted by Becca</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16677029242http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16677029242Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:08:00 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln3ipb1gUw1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“No, I’m pretty sure I’m a sock, too. You look, man. I can’t look.”</strong></p> <p><br/><br/><em>Cat submitted by Nola</em></p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16676965551http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16676965551Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:07:00 -0600<p>After a long-ass break from the intertrons, Stoned Cats is BACK! Well, will be back, once I post this and then roll up my sleeves and get into the queue.</p> <p>(Minor formatting change: Stoned Cats captions in bold, submittee [submitter?] in italics.)</p> <p>Got a stoned cat? <a href="http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/submit">Send it in</a>!</p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16676754044http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/16676754044Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:03:00 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm5ffjtBxK1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“How good are burritos though?”</p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/6099813765http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/6099813765Thu, 02 Jun 2011 01:02:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkrpyaYPlb1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Shit man… you’ve turned into a baby.”</p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/5756639727http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/5756639727Sun, 22 May 2011 22:24:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmpbhskyG1qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Hey, check it out, I’m Nyan Cat.”</p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/5756538207http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/5756538207Sun, 22 May 2011 22:21:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkp3x1ATc81qf4a9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I just really want to <em>feel</em> the music. Yeah.”</p>http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/5203012792http://stonedcats.tumblr.com/post/5203012792Wed, 04 May 2011 18:58:13 -0500